So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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