yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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