Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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