He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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