We had to coat check the pizza.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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