I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
After last night, I could never be a politician.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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