She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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