i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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