If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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