girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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