Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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