worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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