is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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