Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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