i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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