I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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