i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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