May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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