That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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