Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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