I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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