I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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