I hope mine doesn't look like that
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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