Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Randomize
