she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
