doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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