I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I am midnight drunk by noon
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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