You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
