your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
They took my balls.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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