Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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