I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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