i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
