I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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