I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
