i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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