I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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