either way he was missing a nipple.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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