WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Randomize
