there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i drank out of a bidet.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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