Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
no. you can't hotbox the world.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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