Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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