Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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