Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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