I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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