is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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