Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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