Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
im holly from the hills drunk
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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