so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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