Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
