Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you traded sex for a burrito?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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