I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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