i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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