1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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