i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize