Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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