I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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