I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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