i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Welp...herpes.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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